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Words of Wisdom
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction - from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory.

bill gates picks his own hell

Bill Gates picks his own punishment

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

quote

actions speak louder than words.

The best proof of love is trust.
--Joyce Brothers

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.
-- Charles Evans Hughes

Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love.
--Unknown

thought

insearh of myself...

please, not another round of mindless killings

Gunmen killed at Indian holy site from bbc and ofcourse it is there in every other news site that u go to.

i just hope that this does not start of another set of religious riots in the country.

quote

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
--John Burroughs

what the hell???

Joint Commissioner of Police K Kumaraswamy is carried by a constable in Vadodara - Express photo by Bhupendra Rana