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Calvin and Hobbes
Don't you simply love Calvin & Hobbes. I do :) So here are some pearls of wisdom from them...


Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Childhood is short, maturity is forever.

True friends are hard to come by ... I need more money.

There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"
- "On a weekend?"
- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

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